Carrie Beth - for your strength through adversity
My fantasy football team - for being undefeated after 4 weeks
The Minnesota Twins - Inspiring, truly inspiring
blenders - for so easily mixing tasty solid foods into delicious beverages.
Dwight Schrute - For your devotion to the harsh reality of the world, while embracing the fantasy world simultaneously
Dr. Dymek (my chem professor) - for being equal parts condescending and considerate. You're always good for a laugh
My calculator - for not making my brain work harder than necessary
Kristen - for putting up with the huge clumps of bullshit her coach continues to toss her way
South America - for hosting your first Olympics. Congrats!
Jumping Jacks - for giving incredible workouts even though you are a lost art
Josh McDaniels - For making it work so far
Kyle Orton - No interceptions through 4 games!!!!!
Jay Cutler - Who in the hell is Jay Cutler?
Serena Williams - posing nude on the cover of ESPN magazine. I'm equally repulsed and aroused
Carrie Beth - I dig on your smile
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